M: Tickets to Alabama Shakes acquired.
Z: OH YEAH!
M: If you don’t come back for this concert, I’ll tell everyone you got sued for malpractice.
Z: If you go with anyone else, I’ll tell everyone you got discredited for plagiarism
M: Threats equal love, right?
Z: Oh yeah.
M: You really don’t think I could be corporate forever do you.
Z: No, I know you couldn’t. You’re too much of a dirty hippie at heart.
Z: OMG I just had a revelation about the Saved by the Bell song.
M: What?
Z: It says “just in time to see the BUS fly by”….I thought it was BIRDS fly by!
M: Oh dear. Is this like that time you thought Boyz II Men sang “stomp on your fingers” but they really said “stop pointing fingers”?
Z: This is nothing like that.
M: This is exactly like that.
We get uber-excited about musical stuff.
M: What if we just pick friends who liked the same music as us.
Z: Then we would have way better friends than we have now.
M: Hi! How was your day?
Z: Awesome! I went on a helicopter ride and had dinner with the mayor! How was your day?
M: My pass-card stopped working so they gave me a new one.
Z: I lost my phone.
M: What? You just texted me an hour ago.
Z: Yeah, I think maybe it’s in A’s car. I hope so.
M: Okay then.
Z: T asked if you would chastise me..but I said no since you’re across the country…
M: Well I’m not going to chastise you, but how would me being across the country hinder that?
Z: Doesn’t chastise mean pistol-whip?
M: WHAT! NO!
Z: Oh…what’s pistol whipping?
M: OMG are you serious? Why would you think chastise meant pistol-whip if you didn’t know what pistol-whipping was?
Z: I had an image of what it might be in my head…like a bunch of bullets attached to a cat o’ nine tails type thing…
M: Why are we sisters?
